GIRLFRIEND


Your sisters so cool she goes to university 
Your brothers got it sussed he takes biology 
Your dads not a criminal he's part of the economy 
Your mums not invisible she's knows about philosophy 

 And it's so sad 
 The way they have to be like that to me 
 And it's so sad 
 The way you had to leave the family 

You like to have a row it's part of your vocabulary 
You talk about love like you're gonna win the lottery 
You've got it all planned like daylight robbery 
Your friends just say he's such a cheeky monkey 

 And it's so sad 
 The way they have to be like that to me 
 And it's so sad 
 The way you had to leave the family 

How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend 
How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend 

You talk about the stars like a hippy on celery 
I'll do the washing up and you can play monopoly 
It's such an opportunity for you to start photography 
I ain't going there it's out of my geography 

 And it's so sad 
 The way they have to be like that to me 
 And it's so sad 
 The way you had to leave the family 

How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend 
How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend 
How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend 
How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend 

You go on about that bloke like you wanna marry him 
He's always getting drunk and I have to carry him 
But what's a name she has to take the blame 
I only want a laugh but here we go again 

 And it's so sad 
 The way they have to be like that to me 
 And it's so sad 
 The way you had to leave the family 

How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend 
How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend 
How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend 
How long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend 

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